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06-19-2008, 12:29 AM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Alienware_HUB_Docking_Sound_SystemagyThumbnail.jpg (http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Alienware_HUB_Docking_Sound_System523Detail.jpg)On the surface of the planetoid Stuvwxyz-74, where the SuperLeague of Heroes has foiled an alienborg plot to conquer Earth, today:
The Retributator: And THAT! And THAT!
The Green Bomb: I think you can stop pummeling now, ‘trib. That alienborg isn’t getting any destroyeder.
Sunboy: That’s not…
Moongirl: ...a real word!
General Freedom:These dastardly alienborgs don’t deserve real words. To think, theythought they could take over Earth by disguising their mind-controldevices as Alienware HUB Docking SoundSystems. They even put little pictures of themselves on the casings, toweaken our natural revulsion toward extraterrestrials. And inhumanity’s hunger for an affordable, great-sounding MP3 boombox, we welcomed their fiendish mind-controllers with open brains.
The Retributator:People are scared little sheep, yearning for a strong leader who’llgive them bottom-firing subwoofers and variable bass control. Give themall that and throw in a remote control, and they’ll make you dictator.
The Ogre: VRGRVGRLLLGGR!
Nightwitch: The blue-furred one speaks much wisdom, if one but knows how to hear.
The Green Bomb: Well, Endora, you ready to zap us back to Earth, or what?
Nightwitch: I…cannot. There is one among us who…does not belong. I command thee, intruder: reveal thyself!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) OH OK FINE YOU CAUGHT ME I’LL SHUT OFF MY INVISIBILITY
General Freedom: Astonishing!
The Retributator: Uncanny!
The Green Bomb: Incredible!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) WHO ARE YOU GUYS THE THESAURUS BRIGADE
General Freedom: The better question is, who are you? And what do you want?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M SLUGORXX THE ATOMIC SPACE-SLUG AND I WANT OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SPACE ROCK
The Retributator: Why?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) IT’S AN OK PLANETOID I’VE HAD SOME LAUGHS BUT A NITRATE-BASED ATMOSPHERE IS NO PLACE TO GROW OLD
The Ogre: AARRRKKKHKHKHKBRGRRR!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M FEELING YOU DUDE SO CAN I CATCH A RIDE WITH YOU GUYS OR WHAT
Sunboy: Can we…
Moongirl: ...keep him?
Sunboy: Pleeeeee…
Moongirl: ...eeeeaaase?
The Green Bomb: Should we trust him?
Nightwitch: I sense no guile in the creature’s comments.
The Green Bomb: Might be nice to have a pet around Fort Justice. A mascot.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) HEY WATCH THE MASCOT TALK I’M 4,000 YEARS OLD AND I CAN JUGGLE ASTEROIDS WITH MY MIND
The Retributator: Awww, he’s so cute when he gets mad!
The Ogre: BLLGRRFFFGGRRR!
General Freedom: Oh, Ogre, how could I say no to that? Nightwitch, a Return Home spell, please – and make room for one more.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) AWESOME THANKS YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE RESORT PLANET FUNTOPIA RIGHT
Warranty: 90 Days Alienware
Features:
Works with any audio device that has a 3.5mm mini jack
Removable docking cradle fits Alienware MP3 player models AW-8825DAP and AW-8835DAP (sold separately)
SRS WOW audio enhancement with independent controls for SRS TruBass, SRS Focus, and SRS 3D
Super-slim remote control
SRS WOW™ with controls for TruBass, Focus, and 3D
2.1 Channel Sound with bottom-firing subwoofer
30W RMS output power
Electronic volume control
Headphone jack
Auxiliary input and A/V line output
Remote control (battery included) to let you control the HUB from across the room
3-way power: AC/DC/batteries (8 "D" batteries not included)
In the box:
Alienware MP3 AW88HUB Speaker System
Remote Control
Power Cable
Users Guide
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Price: 19.9900
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The Retributator: And THAT! And THAT!
The Green Bomb: I think you can stop pummeling now, ‘trib. That alienborg isn’t getting any destroyeder.
Sunboy: That’s not…
Moongirl: ...a real word!
General Freedom:These dastardly alienborgs don’t deserve real words. To think, theythought they could take over Earth by disguising their mind-controldevices as Alienware HUB Docking SoundSystems. They even put little pictures of themselves on the casings, toweaken our natural revulsion toward extraterrestrials. And inhumanity’s hunger for an affordable, great-sounding MP3 boombox, we welcomed their fiendish mind-controllers with open brains.
The Retributator:People are scared little sheep, yearning for a strong leader who’llgive them bottom-firing subwoofers and variable bass control. Give themall that and throw in a remote control, and they’ll make you dictator.
The Ogre: VRGRVGRLLLGGR!
Nightwitch: The blue-furred one speaks much wisdom, if one but knows how to hear.
The Green Bomb: Well, Endora, you ready to zap us back to Earth, or what?
Nightwitch: I…cannot. There is one among us who…does not belong. I command thee, intruder: reveal thyself!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) OH OK FINE YOU CAUGHT ME I’LL SHUT OFF MY INVISIBILITY
General Freedom: Astonishing!
The Retributator: Uncanny!
The Green Bomb: Incredible!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) WHO ARE YOU GUYS THE THESAURUS BRIGADE
General Freedom: The better question is, who are you? And what do you want?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M SLUGORXX THE ATOMIC SPACE-SLUG AND I WANT OFF THIS GODFORSAKEN SPACE ROCK
The Retributator: Why?
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) IT’S AN OK PLANETOID I’VE HAD SOME LAUGHS BUT A NITRATE-BASED ATMOSPHERE IS NO PLACE TO GROW OLD
The Ogre: AARRRKKKHKHKHKBRGRRR!
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) I’M FEELING YOU DUDE SO CAN I CATCH A RIDE WITH YOU GUYS OR WHAT
Sunboy: Can we…
Moongirl: ...keep him?
Sunboy: Pleeeeee…
Moongirl: ...eeeeaaase?
The Green Bomb: Should we trust him?
Nightwitch: I sense no guile in the creature’s comments.
The Green Bomb: Might be nice to have a pet around Fort Justice. A mascot.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) HEY WATCH THE MASCOT TALK I’M 4,000 YEARS OLD AND I CAN JUGGLE ASTEROIDS WITH MY MIND
The Retributator: Awww, he’s so cute when he gets mad!
The Ogre: BLLGRRFFFGGRRR!
General Freedom: Oh, Ogre, how could I say no to that? Nightwitch, a Return Home spell, please – and make room for one more.
Slugorxx the Atomic Space-Slug: (mentally) AWESOME THANKS YOU GUYS ARE FROM THE RESORT PLANET FUNTOPIA RIGHT
Warranty: 90 Days Alienware
Features:
Works with any audio device that has a 3.5mm mini jack
Removable docking cradle fits Alienware MP3 player models AW-8825DAP and AW-8835DAP (sold separately)
SRS WOW audio enhancement with independent controls for SRS TruBass, SRS Focus, and SRS 3D
Super-slim remote control
SRS WOW™ with controls for TruBass, Focus, and 3D
2.1 Channel Sound with bottom-firing subwoofer
30W RMS output power
Electronic volume control
Headphone jack
Auxiliary input and A/V line output
Remote control (battery included) to let you control the HUB from across the room
3-way power: AC/DC/batteries (8 "D" batteries not included)
In the box:
Alienware MP3 AW88HUB Speaker System
Remote Control
Power Cable
Users Guide
Discuss this product (http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2322066)
Price: 19.9900
I want one! (https://www.woot.com/Member/WantOne.aspx?id=606530ff-c704-4e6a-830a-dfd0097227e9)
More... (http://www.woot.com/Blog/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5058)