WootBot
06-09-2008, 11:06 PM
http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Jumbo_Universal_Remote_-_2_Pack679Thumbnail.jpg (http://s3.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Innovage_Jumbo_Universal_Remote_2_PackcvkDetail.jp g)Hear us, puny humans! Hear us and tremble! For we are Jum-Bo andNor-Muss, the pythonic pair, infamous in every corner of the realm!
Wehave seen the frail, tiny doo-dads you call remote controls—and welaugh at them—Hah! Ha-hah!—a deep, bellowing laugh that shakes theforests and vibrates the bowels of the creatures dwelling therein! Whatbig-screen television would obey the commands of such ludicrouslyundersized devices? What stereo receiver, what DVD player?
Weshall oust these pygmies from their offices! Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss canreplace them all! Look, already they are hiding between the sofacushions like frightened shrews!
Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss willcommand all the AV components in your homes! We will bully them intosubmission with our intimidating size! Just look at how big we are!With incredible immense-itude comes equally incredible influence!
Yes,with Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss at your side, enforcing your rule, your homeentertainment devices will not hesitate to do your bidding! This powerwe will grant you, puny humans! We require from you only completegratitude—and two AA batteries each!
Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss have spoken!
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty (http://www.woot.com/user/warrantyinfo.htm)
Features:
Manages up to eight separate devices
Compatible with most major brands of AV components
Code search button discovers device codes automatically
Programmable power OFF timer
Extra-large soft-touch buttons for easy navigation
Jumbo-sized—never misplace your remote control again
Requires two AA batteries (not included)
In the box:
2 Jumbo Remotes (assorted colors)
Instruction Manual
Discuss this product (http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2305471)
Price: 7.9900
I want one! (https://www.woot.com/Member/WantOne.aspx?id=fde8bc76-c3dc-4664-89e9-ebeecd340177)
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Wehave seen the frail, tiny doo-dads you call remote controls—and welaugh at them—Hah! Ha-hah!—a deep, bellowing laugh that shakes theforests and vibrates the bowels of the creatures dwelling therein! Whatbig-screen television would obey the commands of such ludicrouslyundersized devices? What stereo receiver, what DVD player?
Weshall oust these pygmies from their offices! Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss canreplace them all! Look, already they are hiding between the sofacushions like frightened shrews!
Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss willcommand all the AV components in your homes! We will bully them intosubmission with our intimidating size! Just look at how big we are!With incredible immense-itude comes equally incredible influence!
Yes,with Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss at your side, enforcing your rule, your homeentertainment devices will not hesitate to do your bidding! This powerwe will grant you, puny humans! We require from you only completegratitude—and two AA batteries each!
Jum-Bo and Nor-Muss have spoken!
Warranty: 90 Day Woot Limited Warranty (http://www.woot.com/user/warrantyinfo.htm)
Features:
Manages up to eight separate devices
Compatible with most major brands of AV components
Code search button discovers device codes automatically
Programmable power OFF timer
Extra-large soft-touch buttons for easy navigation
Jumbo-sized—never misplace your remote control again
Requires two AA batteries (not included)
In the box:
2 Jumbo Remotes (assorted colors)
Instruction Manual
Discuss this product (http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=2305471)
Price: 7.9900
I want one! (https://www.woot.com/Member/WantOne.aspx?id=fde8bc76-c3dc-4664-89e9-ebeecd340177)
More... (http://www.woot.com/Blog/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=5000)