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12-16-2007, 03:09 AM
http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Dyson_DC14_Full_Kit_Upright_Vacuum2v3Thumbnail.jpg (http://s3-external-1.amazonaws.com/wootsaleimages/Dyson_DC14_Full_Kit_Upright_Vacuum871Detail.jpg)Hi , kippyj. We’ve been noticing you. With your Mark Twain and yourSylvia Plath, a lady like you really cleans up our forums. That’s whywe’re offering this Dyson DC14 CyclonicBagless Vac Full Kit. We think someone like you will have a soft spotfor a poor little Costco refurb that just wants to do the best it can.
There’sno filters to clog, kippyj, no bags to buy. That saves you money in thelong term. You could spend that on imported Italian tuna if you wanted.You also get a full kit with a Mini turbine head, a bare floor tool,and an extra Lifetime Filter. I guess that could come in handy if youturn into an immortal vampire begging for the sweet release that onlydeath can bring.
kippyj, you’re always so nice to the new forum members. That’s why we know you’ll be happy that the Dyson DC14 Cyclonic Bagless Vac Full Kit never loses suction. And the HEPA filter has the highest possible rating, approved for allergy sufferers by the BAF.That stands for “British Allergy Foundation”, kippyj, and we think theyflew planes in World War Two, keeping London safe from Goering-pollenand Hitlerhair. Plus there’s brush control and auto carpet-heightadjustment. And it’s made from the stuff they make helmets out of.You’ll have to try really hard to break one, it’s as tough as a mathproblem. You like solving math problems, don’t you, kippyj?
The Dyson DC14 CyclonicBagless Vac Full Kit could possibly be the best vacuum on the market,not counting the ones with little flames painted on the side. It’s sopowerful it will even take care of all those crumbs on the floor afteryou’ve finished your grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What’smore delicious than a clean house?
We’ll see you around, kippyj. Stay classy.
Warranty: 6 months Dyson
Accessories (included):
Mini turbine head
Bare floor tool
Extra lifetime filter (two total) Features:
Lifetime filters that don’t clog, no bags to buy
Clear Bin™: Hygienic and quick to empty at the push of a button. No need to dust, just pull the trigger
HEPA filter: Highest levels of filtration for cleaner expelled air
Approved for allergy sufferers by BAF (British Allergy Foundation): Retains microscopic particles
Root8 Cyclone™ technology: Maintains powerful constant suction
Wandreleases and expands 17ft at the touch of a button for instant stairand high reach cleaning. No awkward parts to assemble and it doesn’tpull the machine over
Brush control: Brushbar turns off to protect delicate rugs and floors
Auto carpet-height adjustment: Maintains constant contact with the floor to maximize dust pick-up
Wide channel for large pieces that other units leave behind
Edgecleaning whiskers: specially-designed whiskers, angled to reach downbetween the skirting board and the floor, flick the dust from the edgeinto the airflow
Extra lifetime filter (washablepre-motor filter): to replace your filter while it’s beingwashed/drying, so you’re never without your Dyson
The washable pre-motor filter removes particles down to 0.1 micron
The post-motor electrostatic filter traps carbon emissions from the motor. This filter never needs replacing
Miniturbine head: This versatile tool is ideal for cleaning in confinedareas and removing pet hair from upholstery, stairs, and your car
Barefloor tool: Quickly attaches to the wand for cleaning bare floorsgently. Long bristled tool prevents damage to delicate floors.
Easy to carry ergonomic design
Tough construction: Made from ABS and polycarbonate used in crash helmets, cars & pipelines
Bin capacity: 0.71 gallons
Cable length: 35.4 ft
Maximum reach: 52.4 ft
Amps: 12
Dimensions: 44.86” H x 14” W x 13.38” D
Weight: 18.56 Lbs
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There’sno filters to clog, kippyj, no bags to buy. That saves you money in thelong term. You could spend that on imported Italian tuna if you wanted.You also get a full kit with a Mini turbine head, a bare floor tool,and an extra Lifetime Filter. I guess that could come in handy if youturn into an immortal vampire begging for the sweet release that onlydeath can bring.
kippyj, you’re always so nice to the new forum members. That’s why we know you’ll be happy that the Dyson DC14 Cyclonic Bagless Vac Full Kit never loses suction. And the HEPA filter has the highest possible rating, approved for allergy sufferers by the BAF.That stands for “British Allergy Foundation”, kippyj, and we think theyflew planes in World War Two, keeping London safe from Goering-pollenand Hitlerhair. Plus there’s brush control and auto carpet-heightadjustment. And it’s made from the stuff they make helmets out of.You’ll have to try really hard to break one, it’s as tough as a mathproblem. You like solving math problems, don’t you, kippyj?
The Dyson DC14 CyclonicBagless Vac Full Kit could possibly be the best vacuum on the market,not counting the ones with little flames painted on the side. It’s sopowerful it will even take care of all those crumbs on the floor afteryou’ve finished your grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwich. What’smore delicious than a clean house?
We’ll see you around, kippyj. Stay classy.
Warranty: 6 months Dyson
Accessories (included):
Mini turbine head
Bare floor tool
Extra lifetime filter (two total) Features:
Lifetime filters that don’t clog, no bags to buy
Clear Bin™: Hygienic and quick to empty at the push of a button. No need to dust, just pull the trigger
HEPA filter: Highest levels of filtration for cleaner expelled air
Approved for allergy sufferers by BAF (British Allergy Foundation): Retains microscopic particles
Root8 Cyclone™ technology: Maintains powerful constant suction
Wandreleases and expands 17ft at the touch of a button for instant stairand high reach cleaning. No awkward parts to assemble and it doesn’tpull the machine over
Brush control: Brushbar turns off to protect delicate rugs and floors
Auto carpet-height adjustment: Maintains constant contact with the floor to maximize dust pick-up
Wide channel for large pieces that other units leave behind
Edgecleaning whiskers: specially-designed whiskers, angled to reach downbetween the skirting board and the floor, flick the dust from the edgeinto the airflow
Extra lifetime filter (washablepre-motor filter): to replace your filter while it’s beingwashed/drying, so you’re never without your Dyson
The washable pre-motor filter removes particles down to 0.1 micron
The post-motor electrostatic filter traps carbon emissions from the motor. This filter never needs replacing
Miniturbine head: This versatile tool is ideal for cleaning in confinedareas and removing pet hair from upholstery, stairs, and your car
Barefloor tool: Quickly attaches to the wand for cleaning bare floorsgently. Long bristled tool prevents damage to delicate floors.
Easy to carry ergonomic design
Tough construction: Made from ABS and polycarbonate used in crash helmets, cars & pipelines
Bin capacity: 0.71 gallons
Cable length: 35.4 ft
Maximum reach: 52.4 ft
Amps: 12
Dimensions: 44.86” H x 14” W x 13.38” D
Weight: 18.56 Lbs
Discuss this product (http://www.woot.com/Forums/ViewPost.aspx?PostID=1821307)
More... (http://www.woot.com/Blog/BlogEntry.aspx?BlogEntryId=3626)